Dumped Before Valentine’s Day? 

The Memphis Zoo’s Valentine’s Day fundraiser is pretty solid this year. For $10, they’ll name an elephant turd after your ex. They went with the tagline, “Name a Turd After a Turd.” All the proceeds will go to help care for the zoo’s 3,500 animals. It’s not just for exes.

They say it’s also a great gift for “your annoying neighbor, overbearing mother-in-law, [or] that coworker who still gives you nightmares.”

For 10 bucks, you get a digital card, and a sharable video of elephant poop hitting a pile of more elephant poop. Click HERE for the link to their website.