Dumb Ways To Die:

“Kitten bites.” “If a kitten has unclean teeth and bites you to the point you draw blood there’s a decent chance you can get a major infection and die. Their teeth [are] like little needles that inject bacteria right into your blood, and since their teeth [are] so thin you heal from the bite really fast. However your body never had a chance to clean the bacteria before the wound closed, so the rate of infection is crazy high.”