5 Ways Elections Would be Different If Kids Could Vote

20% of people think kids of all ages should be allowed to vote. That seems pretty crazy, but it got me wonder what a world like that would be like? Let’s explore, with today’s list of . . . The Top 5 Ways Our Elections Would Be Different If Kids Were Allowed to Vote . . .

#5) Negative ads would feature candidates calling each other “poopy face.”

#4) Candidates would promise to expand Medicare coverage to the Cooties.

#3) Taylor Swift’s endorsement wouldn’t matter as much as SpongeBob’s.

#2) During the debates, a candidate would randomly get slimed.

#1) The “I Voted” sticker would be scratch ‘n sniff, and smell like strawberries.