A “Conscientious” Hunter

If you’re an unusually hairy person, you may want to steer clear of northeast Washington next month . . . or at least keep your shirt on. A hunter called a police department in northeast Washington, saying he’s coming in from out of town next month, and wanted to know if it’s legal to hunt Sasquatch there, and if so, does he need a special license? Whoever took the call passed it up the chain of command.  They said he told them he’d wait to hear back, and wanted to clarify he was only interested in bagging a MALE Bigfoot, and he “of course” wouldn’t hunt or shoot a female Sasquatch. They didn’t get the guy’s name, but I’m going to go out on a limb and say it probably WASN’T Ted Nugent.