A Googly Eyes Stupid Criminal Story

DISCLAIMER: Vandalism is WRONG. It’s selfish, and shows a total lack of respect by damaging someone else’s property. That said, the city of Bend, Oregon has an annoying problem with a vandal who’s been sticking those googly eyes on everything in town, including signs, statues, and other artwork. City officials say there’s been at least $1,500 in damage so far, and they made a post online asking the perp to knock it off.