A Great Injustice Has Been Corrected!

A mistake on Cap’n Crunch’s uniform has finally been fixed. If you didn’t know, Cap’n Crunch’s uniform has always been WRONG. The gold stripes on his sleeve are below his rank. But for the cereal’s 60th anniversary, they’re finally giving him the uniform of a REAL captain. Hard to believe that Cap’n Crunch has been around for 60 years. To put that in context, Cap’n Crunch was in the U.S. before The Beatles. Now I’m not suggesting that the Beatles only came to America just to try Cap’n Crunch . . . but I’m NOT, not saying it. (???)