A “Junk In The Trunk” Stupid Criminal Story?

A 43-year-old inmate in Georgia was caught trying to keester MULTIPLE items into prison. And it’s quite a laundry list . . . this guy had vape canisters, syringes (ouch!), vape cartridges, batteries, a cigarette lighter, and a little over a half grams of pot inside him (I thought that was going to end with “and a partridge in a pear tree.”). It’s like he was trying to open up a store while in prison (although I believe the name “Butt-Hut” may be taken).