A “Life In The Fast Lane” Stupid Criminal Story

This is like a “bull in a china shop” . . . except the china was luxury automobiles, and the bull was some moron who had way too much to drink. Micael Martinez, smashed a car dealership window with a rock, found a $600,000 Ferrari that was unlocked, spotted a set of keys in the center console, and decided to steal it. He apparently drove it THROUGH the big glass window, hitting four other Ferraris on his way out. They found him nearby, walking away, after abandoning the car. He told them the whole thing was “spur-of-the-moment” and that he’d been drinking all day. According to police, he caused over $100,000 in damages. He’s facing charges for theft, burglary, and property damage. And somewhere in Hawaii, Magnum P.I. is shedding a tear!                            (Here’s a photo of what the showroom normally looks like)