A Stupid Criminal Story That Sucks

If you go to a fancy hotel spa, you could spend HUNDREDS getting a decent foot massage. But if you go to the Hilton Hotel in downtown Nashville, you can get one for free . . . kind of. A 52-year-old hotel manager was arrested and charged with aggravated burglary and assault, after he reportedly entered a guest’s room at 5:00am . . . and SUCKED ON HIS TOES. For the record, the guy denies doing any foot stuff. He admits to entering the room, but he claims he did it because he allegedly smelled smoke, and wanted to check on the guest. (???)