An Oddly Specific, Yet Random “Stupid Criminal Story”?

On Monday, a brand new DMV opened in Lincoln, Nebraska, and it didn’t take long for SHEER CHAOS to break out, and wait times to add up. A few hours after the place officially opened, 34-year-old Joseph Schrader walked in . . . shouted, “Something fishy is going on!” . . . and then began throwing fish and carrots everywhere. (???) It’s unclear how much fish and carrots he had, but it must have been a lot. Because officials say he caused around $9,000 in damages to the brand new DMV, mostly to the carpet and ceiling. Joseph was arrested for “criminal mischief”, and unfortunately he also didn’t say what was so fishy.