Can I Interest You In A Pair Of “Long Butt” Leggings

Most people want their athletic-wear to be comfortable more than fashionable. But if you’re paying $100 for leggings, they can’t be giving you “LONG BUTT” (???). Lululemon has pulled its new line of “breeze through” leggings, after being slammed with negative reviews and customer complaints. The problem was, a lot of women didn’t find them flattering. The common complaint was that they didn’t have a “cup” to hold your butt cheeks, and give it a desirable shape that instead, it looked kind of flat.  Apparently “Ain’t NOBODY got time for no “Long Butt Leggings”.