Does Farting Burn Calories?

The website Health Digest asked a pretty important question . . . Does Farting Burn Calories? The answer is yes and no. If you have to strain to pass gas, it might burn a calorie or two. But according to a weight-loss specialist, it doesn’t matter how much gas you pass, or how loud and explosive those biscuits are, “You cannot fart yourself thin. [It] is not a practical weight-loss tool.” I’m not a scientist, but I’d have to disagree. If you’re really straining letting one rip, think of the calories you’ll burn taking your britches to the laundry room.