Either Something Cool For Halloween . . . Or Something For Bored Rich People

Here’s a fun Halloween activity: A start-up in Russia is offering to BURY PEOPLE ALIVE and dig them back up as a weird life-affirming experience. It comes with a full, fake funeral (according to your religious customs), and it’ll only cost you just a smidge under $57,000! If THAT’S too rich for your blood, they also offer an “online funeral” version that only costs $15,000, but you don’t get buried alive if you do that one (so what’s the point?). Now 57 grand might seem like a lot, but there’s a nice perk that comes with it . . . you get to keep your coffin as a souvenir! What is WRONG with people?!?