Questions to Ask Yourself Before Applying to Drive the Nutmobile

Planters (the nut company) . . . is hiring drivers for their NUTMOBILE and they want you! But do you want them?! Maybe not, depending how you answer anything from today’s list of . . . The Top 5 Questions to Ask Yourself Before Applying to Drive the Planters Nutmobile:

#5) Can I avoid driving past anyone I went to high school with?

#4) Do I only buy gas for this thing at Shell?

#3) Should I disclose I have a peanut allergy?

#2) Do I hate my parents this much?

#1) Can I still make fun of the guy who drives the Wienermobile?