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Reasons America Is the Best Country in the World

Steve Artressia

Happy 4th of July Eve! And in honor of her 247th birthday enjoy this list of . . .  Reasons America Is the Best Country in the World.

  • We’ve won every Super Bowl.
  • Our Founding Fathers could rap. (Hamilton was real, wasn’t it?)
  • Do the Avengers have a “Captain Belgium”?  I think not.
  • Where else is it perfectly acceptable to wear pajama pants OUTSIDE?
  • None of our letters have those weird squiggles or dots over them.
  • Our most illiterate state is also the hardest one to spell.
  • Even though this country’s 247-years-old, she’s still really hot. Right, Texas?