Reese’s Pumpkins Have Arrived . . . Yes, in July

Well we can all sleep better now, knowing that Reese’s Peanut Butter Pumpkins have arrived . . . a full THREE MONTHS BEFORE HALLOWEEN. It’s the earliest they’ve ever been available, but you can’t get them in stores yet. They’ve turned it into a “marketing stunt” since you can only get them through Hershey’s website (they won’t be available in stores for another six weeks). They’re calling it a limited-release thing, for people who prefer them over normal Reese’s cups (the chocolate-to-peanut butter ratio is different, apparently).