Signs Your Baby Is a Snob

Did your newborn perk up yesterday, when I did that story about that Lamborghini baby stroller? Then don’t be surprised if they also nod their tiny little head in agreement with anything from today’s list of: The Top 5 Signs Your Baby Is a Snob . . .

#5) Before you bottle feed her, she asks what the vintage is.

#4) Instead of a bib, he wears an ascot.

#3) She insists the airplane noise you make to get her to open her mouth for a spoonful of food is a private plane.

#2) He uses his blocks to build a gated community.

#1) She breastfeeds with her pinky extended.