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Signs You’re Old

Steve Artressia

Our Facebook “Question of the Day” is “Name Something That’s A Sign You’re Getting Old”. It specifically looked at the way we scroll through our phones. But that’s not the only thing that can make you look ancient? You could be giving off a “Boomer vibes” if you recognize anything from this list of . . . Signs You’re Old . . .

  • The only thing you go to the mall to do is walk.
  • The overhead music at CVS reminds you of prom.
  • You display a flag on your home for every holiday.  Even Thanksgiving.
  • You know what day of the week it is thanks to a pill tray.
  • When you bend over, your back pops more than Tuesday night’s fireworks show.
  • Your idea of a fun day at the beach involves a metal detector.
  • Your shoes feature a lot less laces.  And a lot more Velcro.
  • The last selfie you took was of an abnormal mole for your doctor.
  • You keep saying that whatever-your-age-is is the new 30.