Someone Dumped 500 Pounds of Pasta in the Woods

If I was walking through the woods and saw this, I think I might fall to my knees and weep. Honestly, who wastes pasta?!?! Someone found 500 pounds of COOKED PASTA next to a river in New Jersey last month. And no one knows where it came from. And it wasn’t just one type, there were piles of spaghetti, macaroni, and penne too. Someone online joked that whoever did it should be sent to the “PENNE-tentury”, while another joked that a guy named “AL DENTE” may have been involved. All I want to know is what kind of Cretan, wastes 500 pounds of perfectly good pasta!!!