Stupid Criminal: A Woman Arrested for Battery By . . . Pasta?

No one wants to be assaulted, and it IS a crime. But let’s be honest, there are worse things than being attacked with pasta. A 21-year-old Florida woman was arrested after she attacked her sister with RAVIOLI.  She was apparently mad because the sister had brought food home, but was NOT SHARING. So the woman grabbed a “plate of raviolis” and threw it at her sister. The police were called, and when they showed up, the sister still had sauce from the raviolis on her.  The woman was charged with domestic battery. (They didn’t say, but the Foodie in me kind of wants to know if it was tomato, pesto, cheese, or a butter-based sauce)