Stupid Criminal: “Professional Drinker”

There was a multi-vehicle crash in Colorado earlier this month, and when the cops showed up, the driver admitted that he’d had about 10 drinks, and was a, quote, “professional drinker.” Thankfully, no one was injured in the crash, but police said his breathalyzer test showed he had a BAC of .326, more than four times the legal limit . . . he was arrested.