Stupid Criminal Story:

It’s hard to imagine a criminal thinking this would be a good idea, but a 26-year-old man in Michigan broke into a COUNTY JAIL . . . with a knife . . . and proceeded to break into an ATM in the bond lobby area. Corrections deputies saw him, and called the police when they noticed he had a knife. It’s unclear if the knife was meant to intimidate people, or if he was somehow cutting his way into the machine. Cops trapped him inside by locking the exterior doors electronically. Which of course was possible, because, oh, I don’t know . . . ITS A JAIL!!!! Cops came and arrested him, and he was escorted into the jail . . . which was just down the hallway.