The Aussie Government Released an App Called . . .

The Australian government released a new app over the weekend called Chart Your Fart. They’re asking people to track their flatulence for three days to help scientists with a study. It tracks fart frequency, duration, loudness, and stench. It’s meant for Australians, but anyone can download it. There’s an option for people located “outside of Australia”. Just log your farts as they happen, and the app compiles it all into a bar graph that shows how many times you’ve farted each day. Honestly, they had me at “Chart”.