The Best Intentions . . .

Multiple people in Mesa Arizona called 911 the other day to report ALLIGATORS swimming around a lake in a city park. Turns out city officials recently added some realistic FOAM alligators to the lake for birds and turtles to sit on. A few of the 911 callers were fully convinced they were real though. One woman even claimed a gator latched onto her boyfriend’s fishing line. Despite the confusion, city officials just doubled down, BY adding two fake HIPPOS. The Styrofoam hippo heads float around and look like they’re lurking under the water, about to attack.