The DEFINITION Of Irony?

How about an IRONIC “Stupid Criminal Story”? A drunk guy apparently ran out of booze, and decided to hop in his truck and go get some more. He ended up crashing INTO the liquor store. He pulled into the parking lot, and never hit the brakes. He was pretty banged up, but managed to get out of his truck, walked into the store, and tried to buy more booze. His blood alcohol was 0.32 (FOUR TIMES THE LEGAL LIMIT)! Turns out his license was suspended, so in addition to DUI, he’s facing charges for that too. Luckily, he didn’t hurt anyone but himself.