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Things You Need to be Able to Do to Work as a Full-Time Child

Steve Artressia

China is paying people to be “full time children.” Interested in applying?  Make sure you’re qualified by checking out today’s list of the . . . Top 5 Things You Need to be Able to Do to Work as a Full-Time Child.

  • Throw tantrums in the cereal aisle.
  • Leave Legos out for your parents to step on at night.
  • Bring the stomach flu home from daycare.
  • Eat only when your mom makes choo-choo noises.
  • Take something that should never be flushed down the toilet and flush it down the toilet.
  • Visit the ER with a crayon up your nose.
  • Cover the refrigerator with terrible artwork.
  • Listen to the same dumb Disney song over and over and over and . . .