Thinning The Herd!

This idiot was destined to end up in jail one way or another . . . certainly too many dumb decisions for one day! A 24-year-old guy stole a car from a library parking lot last month. But he didn’t just take it for a joyride. Nope, he drove it to a POLICE STATION. (???) But WAIT, there’s MORE! He stole the car so he could DRIVE it to a police station, to ask them for his DRUGS back (apparently from an earlier run-in with cops). But WAIT, there’s MORE! They didn’t realize he was in a stolen car at that point, until they got a report that he’d also just used it as his getaway car after attempting to shoplift stuff from a nearby Target. He’s facing two felony charges for unlawful taking and receiving stolen property, plus a misdemeanor charge for unauthorized use of a car.