Top 5 Signs You’re a Worthless Employee

The average Gen Z employee wastes $8000 of company money every year just watching TV. Which, in some people’s opinion, makes them completely worthless. And so are YOU, if you can relate to anything on today’s list of . . . The Top 5 Signs You’re a Worthless Employee:

#5) The only email you respond to is “There’s sheet cake in the break room.”

#4) Your employee file has more bad reviews than Katy Perry’s new album.

#3) Your obnoxious co-worker never asks if you’re “working hard or hardly working” because he already Knows the answer.

#2) Your cubicle has a hammock.

And the #1 Sign You’re a Worthless Employee . . . Your idea of a “PowerPoint”, is powerfully pointing at the clock and saying, “It’s five o’clock . . . See Ya!!”

(Lets hope my boss doesn’t see this!)