What Would Aliens Say If They Landed on Earth Today?

A new poll finds that over half of Americans think aliens exist. Which raises the question: What will the aliens say once they arrive on our planet? Maybe something from today’s list of the Top 5 Things Aliens Would Say If They Landed on Earth Today . . .

5) $4 for a gallon of gas?!? We picked the wrong planet for a fill-up!

4) We’re here to return one of Aaron Judge’s home run balls. The guy can HIT!

3) Why does everything smell like pumpkin spice?

2) We’re searching for intelligent life. Obviously, we’ll keep looking.

1) Who’s Steve Buscemi? And why does everyone keep saying we look like him?