Now a totally different orifice can enjoy those fall flavors . . .
Pumpkin Spice Butt Wipes Have Arrived
The Pumpkin Spice Latte hit Starbucks last week. But this is even more exciting: Now a totally different orifice can enjoy those fall flavors . . .
Pumpkin spice BUTT WIPES are now a thing that exist. (???)
The company Dude Wipes is making them . . . and calling them “DUMPkin Spice” wipes.
According to the description, they’re designed to, quote, “keep your butt cozy with a pumpkin spice-inspired mix of clove, nutmeg, and other fall scents.”
You can already buy them on Amazon.
It’s actually something Dude Wipes JOKED about doing a few years back. They posted a fake photo of pumpkin spice butt wipes in 2019.
I guess corporate decided the world was finally ready for the real thing.