Top 10 Things Dad Taught Us That Mom Never Could

Sure, mom taught us most of the life skills we need to survive this cold, hard world. But dad came through with some gems of his own. So, in honor of Father’s Day, I give you today’s list of . . . The Top 10 Things Dad Taught Us That Mom Never Could . . .

10) Shirts are dish towels with a collar.

9) The only place to pee on a golf course is behind a tree.

8) “Road House” isn’t a movie.  It’s a spiritual journey.

7) Shorts can never have enough pockets.

6) Chicken wings are a meal . . . just chicken wings.

5) Your grandfather was WAY tougher on him than he ever was on you.

4) Every team commits pass interference except ours.

3) Closing the door while using the bathroom is a matter of personal choice.

2) How to sneak booze into a sporting event, concert, or the golf course.

And The #1 Thing Dad Taught Us That Mom Never Could . . .

Always blame the dog for “that smell”.