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Top Things We Wish We Could Tell Our High School Selves . . .

Steve Artressia

Thursday we talked about common high school experiences. Things like crushes, cliques, and lying to mom and dad. Too bad we can’t travel back in time and share anything from today’s list of . . . The Top 5 Things We Wish We Could Travel Back and Tell Our High School Selves:

#5) Don’t waste any more time learning the tuba . . . it will never, ever get you laid.

#4) Quit sniffing markers, you’ll need every one of those brain cells someday.

#3) Throw away your journal NOW! Because if you don’t, your kid will find it someday, and realize you were once a Goth drunk.

#2) Nobody in the real-world cares you had perfect attendance . . . skip class every now and then, DWEEB.

And The #1 Thing We Wish We Could Travel Back And Tell Our High School Selves . . .

#1) Your parents aren’t dumb . . . they just don’t care.