Should We Be Calling The Avengers?

Well, if you were starting to feel good about things again, let me pass along THIS little ditty of sunshine. The Department of Energy announced that RADIOACTIVE WASPS were recently found outside a nuclear facility in South Carolina. Officials found a wasp nest on July 3rd, and tests showed the whole nest was radioactive. But they say don’t worry. it was just a “moderate” amount of “legacy” radiation. Now to be fair, it doesn’t mean there’s a leak. The amount of radiation is considered “moderately high”, but nowhere near Chernobyl levels. They put out a statement saying they sprayed the nest and treated it as nuclear waste. According to a local paper, no actual wasps were found in the nest, which is . . . good news? Or does it mean we’ve got a whole nest of MUTANT wasps flying around out there?