Things REAL Americans Spend Their Tax Refunds On

A tax refund isn’t just another financial transaction. It’s Uncle Sam saying, “Have this money back, my fellow American.” So, the least you can do is blow it on something that will impress your most immature buddies! Like anything from today’s list of The Top 5 Things REAL Americans Spend Their Tax Refunds On . . .  

#5) Hot sauce with a skull on the bottle.

#4) A beer approved by Kid Rock.

#3) Boots made from an animal with scales.

#2) Tickets to an event where grown men fight in a cage.

#1) A WaveRunner that will be used once . . . then collect dust on the driveway.