Top 5 List:

There has been a lot of conversation about how A.I. is going to take our jobs. But it seems like “the genie is already out of the bottle”. In fact, we can’t be that far away of actually have an “A.I. Boss”. Of course we ALL know that “brown noser” at work . . . the one who is always sucking up to the boss. Well if you’re not sure, cross-check it against anything on this list of: The Top 5 Signs You’re Co-worker, Is Trying WAY Too Hard to Impress Your A.I. Boss . . .

#5 They compliment its neural network on having “exceptionally low latency today.”

#4 They whisper secrets directly into the breakroom Amazon Echo to build trust.

#3 They pretend to enjoy software updates.

#2 They laugh at every algorithm. “HAHA! Predictive analytics… classic!”

#1 They tell everyone in the breakroom, “I, for one, welcome our silicon-based management team.”