🔥 Steve’s Heartburn for the Day: The Monday Email Avalanche

You ever open your email Monday morning and it feels like the internet has been storing up complaints all weekend?

You log in thinking, “Let’s ease into the day,” and boom — 47 emails.
Half of them say “per my last email,” which is corporate for “I’m already mad.”

And why does everyone send emails at 6:12 AM?
Who are these people?
Are they powered by espresso and unresolved childhood issues?

By the time you finish reading them, you need a nap and a new identity.

At this point, I don’t check email… I brace for impact.