Steve’s Heartburn for the Day: The Gas Pump Interview.

You ever just try to get gas… and suddenly the pump wants a relationship?

All I needed was unleaded — now it’s asking about rewards programs, car washes, surveys, and emotional support beef jerky.

I’m standing there holding the nozzle like I’m signing a lease.

And the worst part?
You can’t even ignore it.
Because now it’s got a full video screen judging you while you pump.

I came for gas… not a TED Talk.