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0% Of Us Will Be Gnoshing On Turkey BEFORE Noon

Steve Artressia

Most people call the Thanksgiving meal DINNER, but let’s be honest, it’s usually an all-day thing! Many hours cooking, many hours eating, and many hours napping, preparing to eat again. And despite the super “early bird psychos” out there . . . NO ONE is gathering at the table before noon. A new poll asked when people usually start eating their Thanksgiving meal . . .

  • 14% (and the most common time) say between 4:00 to 5:00pm.
  • 13% said the 3:00 hour.
  • 13% said the 2:00 hour.
  • 11% said the 1:00 hour.
  • 23% of people picked the 5:00, 6:00, or 7:00 hours.
  • 9% sit at the table during the noon hour.

Which is a big accomplishment, because 0% of people said they’re eating BEFORE noon.