5 Things People STILL Haven’t Learned Late-in-Life

There’s an online thread circulating, about things people say they learned embarrassingly late in life. Things like, pineapples grow on the ground, and not trees, and pickles were made from cucumbers. But it’s nowhere near as humiliating as the stuff on today’s list of . . . Things People STILL Haven’t Learned Late-in-Life.

• Use your blinker when you’re making a turn.
• Pajama pants aren’t meant to be worn outdoors.
• Christmas lights should come down by March.
• Dogs hate sweaters.
• No matter how cheap it is, Natty Light isn’t worth it.