A Bizarre Stupid Criminal Story

There’s nothing worse than coming home and discovering that there was a break-in. Except, in this case, it DID keep getting worse . . . a man in the L.A. came home last Saturday after being away for a couple of days, and found his house had been ransacked, and a naked man sleeping in his bed! The intruder apparently ate a box of ice cream sandwiches, cooked a box of veggie burgers, he ate a full box of gum (60 pieces), and then spit it out in a wad the size of a softball. The intruder also killed a possum on the back patio by using a statue (???). The homeowner also found little baggies around, which were probably some kind of drugs. Police are still investigating.