A “Cartoonish” Stupid Criminal

Once cops catch this guy, they should post the clip of Porky Pig saying, “That’s all folks” . . . Police in Oregon are searching for a 42-year-old man who got into a high-speed chase near Portland on Friday. And it’s all over social media, because the guy’s name is “Loony Toon.”  (???) Now, I’m assuming that’s NOT his “given name” (unless his parents were big Mel Blanc fans). His full, legal name is actually “Loony John Franklin Toon” (for those wanting to “keep it real”), and cops pulled him over around 2:45am last Friday, when they saw him weaving through traffic. Then they realized he had a felony warrant out for his arrest. They put a spike strip in front of his wheels to stop him from driving off. But he threw his SUV in reverse, rammed their car, then drove over the spikes and sped off anyway. He fired several shots while driving away but didn’t hit anyone. He eventually abandoned his SUV, ran out onto a golf course, and got away.