A Stupid Criminal “Support Animal”

A man in Scotland, convicted of dangerous driving, is asking the courts to allow him to bring his “emotional support animal” with him when he reports to jail. His “emotional support animal” just happens to be a bearded dragon by the name of “Mishu”. The guy says he and Mishu “don’t go anywhere without each other.” The court has delayed sentencing while psychiatric reports are completed (no word on if it’s for the guy or Mishu). And there’s no word yet, o0n whether Mishu will officially be allowed to attend. I’ll say THIS, If the lizard gets approved, I want my “emotional support recliner” at work.