A Thief Incriminates Herself After Being Insulted on Facebook

No one likes to be bullied on social media, not even criminals. A woman in Texas suffered a break-in to her home when she was away on a trip. A neighbor sent her photos of a woman allegedly stealing from her home. She posted pictures of the thief to a community Facebook page saying, “Anyone know who this trash is robbing my house when I’m out of town?” The thief somehow saw the post, and did NOT like being called names. She (the thief) apparently responded to the post saying, “People need to mind their own business. This woman called me trash in her Facebook [post] just because I broke in her house and stole some stuff. She don’t even know me, but thinks its okay to call me trash.” (???) The thief’s wanted for theft of property valued between $2,500 and $30,000, and it sounds like the police are still trying to track her down. Now we know the #1 rule of Fight Club is “You do not talk about Fight Club”. I gotta believe the #1 “criminal rule” would be, “Never publicly admit to a crime . . . and DEFINITELY DON’T USE YOUR REAL NAME COMMENTING ON A SOCIAL MEDIA POST! But then we wouldn’t have “Stupid Criminal Stories”.