ANOTHER Naked Stupid Criminal Story?

If you’d have told me I’d have TWO “Naked Stupid Criminal Stories” in one week, but only ONE was from Florida, I wouldn’t have believed you. Police in New York City are looking for 36-year-old Stephen Blasetti, who’s coming off a WILD weekend. Authorities say Stephen stole a boat, and took a NAKED joyride down the Hudson River last Saturday. The cops arrested Stephen and took him to a hospital for a psychiatric evaluation. But the cop guarding him at the hospital dozed off, and Stephen somehow swiped the keys to his handcuffs, grabbed a white lab coat and blue pants, disguised himself as a doctor, and slipped out of the hospital unnoticed. Police are asking the public for any information that can help them find him.