Bringing The STUPID Back To “Stupid Criminal Story”

This brings the STUPID back to “Stupid Criminal Story” . . . Johnny Yates was hiding from the cops in Florida . . . by putting up a whiteboard that said “Johnny Yates does NOT live here!!” As convincing as that sounds, the police weren’t buying it. He WAS there, and was found hiding “in a modified chest of drawers.” Johnny was arrested, along with the four other people at the house who did not cooperate with the authorities.