Chuck E. Cheese Is Opening “Adult Arcades”

When you see the headline “Chuck E. Cheese Opening A New Chain Of Arcades For Adults”, was your first thought “Does that mean Jasper T. Jowls has been reduced to stripping”? (just me?) The first 10 “Chuck’s Arcades” opened last month in malls across the U.S. They’re basically just scaled-down versions of their normal restaurants. Each one has a mix of new games like “Halo”, and old ones like “Asteroids”, and some will also serve food and alcohol. Each location will also have an original member of Chuck E. Cheese’s animatronic band on display (Helen Henny on backing vocals, some guitar and tambourine, Mr. Munch on keyboards, Jasper T. Jowls on bass, Pasqually on drums and Chuck E. on Lead vocals and guitar) so you can take pictures and show your child how TERRIFYING it was to be a kid in the ’80s and ’90s.