Coffee Lovers . . . Rejoice!

Here’s some good news for the coffee drinkers . . . the American Heart Association says that five cups of coffee a day is still within the safe range for most adults. And they found that “moderate coffee consumption is associated with several potential health benefits” (5 cups a day is a moderate amount of coffee?). But there’s one important caveat: Those benefits only apply to coffee itself, not all of the sugar and syrups we tend to put in our coffee. So I thought that might be fertile grounds (see what I did there . . . grounds . . .), for a Top 5 List”: The Top 5 Signs You’ve Had Way Too Much Coffee . . .

#5) You can grind your own beans just by holding them in your hand.

#4) Your local barista has power of attorney over your estate.

#3) Your blood type officially changes to “French Roast.”

#2) You haven’t blinked since the first Bush administration.

#1) You spontaneous and involuntary start tap-dancing during important business meetings.