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George Washington . . . Gen Zer???

Steve Artressia

In the new movie “Young Washington,” George is 22 years old. So let’s take a different look at young George . . . with some of the Top Signs George Washington is a Gen Zer . . .

  • He had to have the Declaration of Independence read to him because he can’t read cursive.
  • Mount Vernon is a rental.
  • He had to pay out of pocket for his wooden teeth because he didn’t have insurance.
  • It’s said he never told a lie . . . but Chat GPT did write all his term papers.
  • He once told Benedict Arnold he was “cringe.”
  • Last week he pawned Martha’s wedding ring to buy a Honda Civic.
  • He didn’t cross the Delaware to battle the British . . . he was just trying to get to the side with better Wi-Fi.