Gold Is Valuable. But LESS Valuable Than . . . WHAT?!?

Let me just say, if you take financial advice from ME . . . you’re a “Mo-Ron”. So let me give you some financial advice . . . if you’re looking to pad your portfolio for retirement . . . you might want to invest in COW GALLSTONES! They’ve become one of the world’s most valuable commodities, and are literally worth their weight in gold. There are a few reasons, but the main one is how they’re used in traditional Chinese medicine. According to the “Wall Street Journal”, last year, the price of cow gallstones rose to $5,800 per ounce (the price of gold was around $5,200 per ounce). So if you have an anniversary coming up, maybe pass on a gold watch or a diamond tennis bracelet, and REALLY surprise your significant other with some handsome COW GALLSTONES!)