Hold My Beer . . .

This seems like it’s the animal kingdom’s version of a “late night bender” . . . animal control officers in Virginia shared photos after a raccoon broke into a liquor store, got drunk, and passed out in the bathroom. He knocked down a bunch of bottles and some of them broke. He apparently started licking the booze up and just overserved himself. It’s hard to tell from the photo, but it looks like he got into some gin, and maybe some whiskey too. They described him as “VERY intoxicated.” They let him sleep it off at an animal shelter, then released him back into the wild. They say there were “zero signs of injury, other than maybe a hangover.” Can you imagine the stories he told his raccoon buddies?!?!